You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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