we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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