i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
