I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The air was thick with penises
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
