Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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