its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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