I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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