i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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