please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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