But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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