I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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