Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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