my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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