My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
