she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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