I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's shark week go big or go home
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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