Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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