so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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