I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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