This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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