I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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