just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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