dude i'm inner monologue high
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize