thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
