clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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