At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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