Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We got so high we made milksteak
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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