So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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