Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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