Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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