i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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