I should be sponsored by Trojan
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
