idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize