He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
whose parrot is this?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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