i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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