I am in a vortex of obligation.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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