She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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