Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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