Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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