East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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