Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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