Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I need a hoe opinion
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