I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Green mimosas i think yes
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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