Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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