Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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