Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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