he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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