i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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