i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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