Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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