I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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