Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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