bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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