He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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