I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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