I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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