Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize